Randomness...

I refuse to call "Radio Shack", "The Shack" or K-mart, "The big K" or Kentucky Fried Chicken, "KFC".

I have been diagnosed with Up syndrome, It means I sneeze when I'm around someone who's on uppers *Achoo Achoo Achoo*...wait a minute...

If someone steals your identity they should have to replace it with a better one.