Randomness...

Putting toys in kids cereal is just a clever way to cover up past product tampering. Coming soon..."Get a free dead frog in every salad."

Can you still call it "Streaking" when you make it a point to slow down so everyone can get a good look? Just asking.

Bad news, when they said the world would end in 2012....well they meant on 2012 and by 2012 they meant 8:12 tonight. Sorry.

Let's level the playing field...I can still see some of the bodies.