Randomness...

Don't think that there are only "Drama Queens", there are "Drama Kings" too....LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Men Who Stare At Goats"....really not looking forward to the porno parody of this...

If you love someone, set them free. If they try to go to the cops tell them you'll burn their house down.

A lady I went out with had a home hiv test kit, home pregnancy tests, condoms and a blood pressure machine in her bathroom. I felt like I was having sex at the free clinic...(minus the homeless guy "taking a bath" in the sink.)