Women love it when they catch you looking at their bodies and licking your lips.

 LATER

Let me update my earlier advice: YOUR woman loves it when she catches you looking at her body and licking your lips. Sorry. I've got to visit my friend in the ER. He didn't get the update...he got an uppercut.

Just heard a 70 year old man use the phrase "Hit that and quit that"...so people, you are no longer allowed to say that.

I'm going to start doing drugs, humping hookers, acting like an ass and spending too much money NOW so you CAN'T say fame changed me. Yup!

Just got home from a great rehearsal. The whole audience gave me oral afterward. Okay, I was performing at a brothel...but oral is oral.