Even my cellphone knew that calling you was a horrible idea. In the space where the reception bars would be were the words "Fuck, NO!"

No longer giving a damn.....riiiiiight......NOW.


Sexual tension. It’s wonderful isn’t it? It’s even wonderful if you in NO WAY act on it outwardly. You know what I mean, you see someone that activates your reptilian brain, but you do NOTHING either because you already have someone or you just know that having THIS person in your life would be a BAD IDEA.

What is NOT fun, is sexual tension used to manipulate someone. We see it all the time. It’s like taking advantage of someone when they’re drunk. It’s a pretty nasty thing to do. It’s infuriating when you realize that you were “played” AFTER the fact, but to me it’s even worse when you know what’s going on while it’s happening.

I know what she’s trying to do. NOT going to happen…but nice try.