The Packers are 11-0, but I'm 13-0 with your sister.
The market was like a wet t-shirt contest, but instead of water it was turkey drippings and cheese stains and instead of women...dudes.
Gas driving their asses around $60
Teasing your young relatives for getting WAY too dressed up because their boyfriends/girlfriends are coming over....PRICELESS.
"Coward? ME? I've got balls as big as xy canis majoris!" - A nerd
****Kohl's® is using Rebbeca Black's "Friday" song.