When they say use CLR to clean your "tool", they are NOT speaking colloquially...and OW!

Remember it's tomorrow and it's Bank TRANSFER Day, NOT Bank Robbery Day. Also does anyone know a bonds person that'll take your word for it?

"Herman Cain got that lady pregnant, NOT Justin Bieber. Leave the Bieb alone!" -no one has EVER uttered those words before

I WILL NEVER run for public office. I've never harassed anyone but MY campaign couldn't survive the shit I've done consensually.

Remember "Pop up video" on VH1? Someone do that to political commercials please. You only need to use the word "Bullshit" See? Easy.