Horseplay with a young boy in the shower. DON'T DO THAT!
(Things you should just know)

Hey hackers, INSTEAD of putting disgusting decapitation pictures on Facebook, how about doing something to make it suck LESS!

Men, I have had my penis deep in MANY vaginas. They ALL feel GREAT. Don't hurt someone you care about just so you can sneak into some OTHER lady's vagina.

Calm the fuck down. I'm talking to you too Kutcher. (Allegedly)

Demi Moore newly single. Justin Bieber NOT a father. Coincidence? Discuss.

Politician accidentally tells the truth in a political ad and spontaneously combusts. Film at 11. Marshmallow roast at 11:02.