Chili cheese fries....why? Who was the culinary mass murderer who invented this stuff? Also, WHAT A WAY TO GO!!!! Yeah!!!!!

Why was my dental hygienist rinsing and spitting when I woke up? Also, why do I need to do a follow up at her house...daily?

Ironic, he's the subject of sexual harassment charges but he's been willingly giving fellatio to the Koch brothers for years. #hermancain

Who built this Starbucks in the middle of the occupy protest site? Missing...the point!

Look flowers! Blue. Orange. 3x + 5 = 20 (x=5)
Sorry, my left and right brains are fighting again.....LAVENDER! Grapes are soft!

I'm going to wait until EVERYONE gets a reality show...then I'm going to become a recluse. I will be so freaking famous!!!!