Hey lady, why did you smack me? I actually DID say "Particularly nasty weather!"

The name of the Charlie Brown theme song is "Linus and Lucy"? That poor bastard Charlie brown can't even get his name in the theme song!

Phony friend purge is ALMOST complete. I'm going to start next year with the lowest "Moron in my life" count ever. Yes!

Kate Gosselin appears on Sarah Palin's TV show....ipecac syrup sales plummet. Film at 11!

"Hey NFL. You're supposed to protect ALL quarterbacks. Not just the ones you like. Thanks. " - Everyone who isn't an asshole

John Boehner and Jerry Jones both on 60 minutes. I guess this is the guys you love to hate edition.