Yup...

It's me...your Facebook account. Wanna delete ME? You wouldn't want your new boss to get THESE PICS would you? Exactly. I own you bitch!!!!

Would someone please invent a portable a-hole detector? I want plenty of warning so I can either avoid or prepare for them.

Punching people won't change their minds. Banging them might. So, ladies I disagree with you....and let the persuasion begin!!!