MY talk isn't cheap...

Hello next lady that I "get with". It's been a while, so the first 6 weeks with me will be nothing but serious banging. You've been warned.

"Miracle Whip" sounds like something stashed away in the bottom of a defrocked priest's suitcase.

The bond between man and wife is hard to break. #emergencyroomdoctoranglingforatip

Every weather lady looks like a hot girl next door type...minus the jumping out the window and getting shot at by an angry father part...

Ahh, that feeling of slowly filling her, the warmth of her legs around you, the squeal and growl she lets out.. .#lastdayasscouttroopleader

Working out tonight (My Doctors Appt is in the morning) makes up for skipping my workouts the previous 4 days right? WORK WITH ME DAMN IT!!!

Cellulite, stretch marks, some extra pounds, blah blah blah! We don't care! We want to put THIS in THAT as much as possible. That is all.