From the mouth of a babe....

If coffee had a vagina I'd fu...omg...look at that....THERE IT IS! Uh, I've got to go...uh...do something. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Family....F for "Fuck"..."am ill"...plus "Why?" Put it all together....my family is "Why I am fucking ill" You too...and you know it!

I'm watching Penn & Teller's Bullshit! They're doing an episode called "Everything that comes out of S. Anthony's ex girlfriend's mouth"

So...it's WRONG to throw bricks out of my window at the obnoxious teens blasting their radios at 3am....writing...that...down...officer.

Oh, you said try MediTATION...not MediCATION. So...what do we do with all of these?....C'mon broomstick, pillow and mop...tell me...