Yup.

Someone wish ME a happy "Guy who isn't a father but has ejaculated inside of several gorgeous women day!" (Thanks inventor of the pill)

I just saw a woman so beautiful...if Halle AND Angelina were naked in front of me...okay I'd still bang them both... THEN i'd go after her.

One lady that I dated was too skinny for me. When we'd "do it"... have you ever seen a python's body when it eats a large animal? Exactly.

Betty White vs Fedor Emelianenko @ UFC 120. Is there nothing this woman can't do? Go Betty! Go!

It's be bad to drop the soap in the shower but it's worse to pick it up with your butt cheeks...or your testicles....or...(stopping now)