BP oil spill = mother earth with diverticulosis...or a money grubbing, incompetent company that couldn't give a damn. Either one works.
....the bad thing is, the porno version of my life would also suck. No not THAT way you double entendre loving mofos!
The next person that places an advertisement on my Facebook wall just because I have a lot of "friends"...is getting kicked in the throat.
Man, do I need a beautiful woman to come over here...get in bed with me...and use the sexual version of the BP "Top Kill" method on me.
Leave all white collar criminals alone in a room with the victims...and give the victims immunity from whatever happens. Problem solved.
Ladies, if your man eats your booty for an hour...you have no right to complain about swallowing. That is all.
Do you know what it's like to pull the muscles in all of your toes and the soles of your feet simultaneously? Hi, I'm S. Anthony....
"There's just something special about KNOWING that you are going to get laid" And thus the roofie salesman concluded his presentation...
Have you ever looked longingly at someone who's life is in a downward spiral because it's better than the straight drop you're experiencing?
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