Secret Service dudes know how to PARTY!
Codename: GET SOME PUSSY.

Old guys who have the bodies of 30 year olds. You're fooling NOBODY! Stop with the steroids.

Sugar substitute, you're really not. Call yourself "I hope this shit will do" instead. Thanks.

It's going to come back and bite me on the ass? Good, then I won't have to PAY to get that done like I do every Sunday! I mean no I don't.