"Michelle and I aren't delusional liars with money given to us by daddy"

"Uh, Mr President, that's WORSE than the SILVER SPOON line"

"Oh"

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Dear women with huge nipples, you do know that those things are going to be slurped EVERY DAMNED DAY, right?

I'm learning how to make my sneezes sound like the shutter sfx on my phone. I want to take butt picks WITHOUT getting my butt kicked.