Monday, April 30, 2012

Ever had food poisoning? Suggestion from a friend, DON'T get it.
You're welcome.

"Top of the food chain my ass! Call me when YOU can evolve in a way that overcomes attempts to kill you...in weeks!"
-Viruses to Humans

I'm putting Lemon and sugar on my testicles because I take tea-bagging SERIOUSLY.

I'm going to go to the bunny ranch dressed as a bunny....then NEVER reference the costume.

My friends are a lesbian couple, they were scissoring...and I ran with them. Mom was wrong. It wasn't dangerous at all. That shit was fun!


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