Facebook. Instagram. Okay, admit it, you people are just making up words.

So everyone is just discovering that Mitch McConnell is a lying, delusional, turd?
The more you know….

"Who asks for a quarter at a bus stop? HELLO, there's a coffee shop across the street! Maybe being lazy is your real problem."
- Compassionate dudes

I see you, but you don't see me. Soon, everyone will see me, will you see me then? Or will I have to bang your sister? #beautifullovepoem

I hope to one day like people enough to make an unlimited plan on my cellphone worthwhile. Maybe not. Then I'd be just as annoying as them.

Scavenger hunt. Find a strip club owner that's a virgin. GO!

Social media seems to have moved into the "quaint" phase.

Fuck you KIA, stop making good cars so I can bust out my old KIA sucks jokes!

I officially don't care who Kim K is screwing, just keep the pictures of all of that ass coming paparazzi.

Sweet lord I'm a nerd. I just watched a video about xy canis majoris while eating popcorn. I'm going to take my own lunch money.

Porn sites need to give out warnings....some things can't be unseen.