Right Guard doesn't stop my left armpit from smelling. You know like the way left handed people can't use scissors. Those slick bastards!
Apathy. Yay! No, YOU'RE doing it wrong!
Alright life, YOU WIN!
*puts emotions into wall safe, locks it, flushes key down toilet*
(Emotionless)
...happy... now?
*lies down*
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DON'T gargle with OxiClean®, some ideas though "intuitive"...are really fucking stupid.
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