I'll never understand the small mind & ignorance of racists. I can't hate a person for nothing...ah well, I guess my intelligence is a curse

Allen West thinks Ghostbusters is a documentary.

If I didn't love this new stuff so much, I might think that writing an all new show was hard. ;-)

I have to admit it, I've had a lot fewer vomiting fits since I stopped buying my meat from the dollar store.

If a beautiful woman catches you staring at her butt and smiles...SCORE! Unless the smile is for the punch her boyfriend is about to throw.

Is there a deodorant for people with funky ass attitudes? Do they come in extra strength? Would you be willing to try it...now...please?