Sheen has Millions of dollars, regularly gets to sleep with TWO hot women in a mansion. I DON'T get to do that. Who's crazy again?

The mechanic was having trouble opening his jack... this is not good.

Social media/social networking sites... Enjoy them for what they are, but don't take them TOO seriously = Don't be an asswipe. That is all.

Couldn't convince my health nut date that my semen was "whole grain". Back to the drawing board...

Breaking News! Mike Huckabee says to sold out conference "Fire BAD!" film at 6 & 11.

Chalie Sheen FIRED! Where are the jobs Mr. Boehner!?!

It doesn't take a degree in Social anthropology to see that xenophobia is as addictive as drugs. Watch cable news and E!. I rest my case.