How about a "Truth in News" law? Anybody?

So we're all in agreement that these NEW people in office are a bunch of (pejorative name), right?

Special message to gorgeous women who date a-holes while I'M available....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! This nice guy FINISHES at will.

What is the percentage chance that the homophobic funeral protesting church of morons gets MORE TV time that the union protests? Sadly %100.

We can fly, predict the weather, leave the planet... and we STILL can't figure out a way to solve conflicts without blowing each other up...