"Take THAT you red nosed, big shoe having, makeup wearing loser!" - Jared to Ronald McDonald.

Certain types of requests and even the amount of requests for your time are inherently disrespectful. Think about it....

Why do these energy drinks only give you energy for 5 hours at a time? I mean you have to keep buying...wait a minute! You slick bastards!!!

Fish oil tablets PROMOTE heart health? I put my ear to the bottle EVERY morning before I take them. They haven't said ANYTHING. Liars!!!!!

It's kind of depressing that the same jokes ridiculing the government in an episode of "Good Times" are just as accurate today....

C'mon new Governors, it's one thing to be a contrarian, it's another to be draconian nut cases.

Thanks to credit card companies/banks there is a new relic in the Smithsonian to visit. "The Loan Shark"