My "you know what" is ALSO the victim of a "lock out". I am open to arbitration, but I need a multi-year deal...

Bought ORANGE JUICE at a "Stop and go" beer place in the hood and the 40yr olds drunk at 9am looked at ME like I'M weird.

Since you can say whatever you want on cable news, I'm starting a channel telling people to mail money (Everyone) & bang me (LADIES ONLY).

If they don't fix the NFL lockout and I'm FORCED to speak to my relatives... things will get ugly.

Hey, maybe it's time to boycott the network news. They seem to have boycotted us...

I want to do a show where I pretend to be a millionaire, then at the end of the show I tell people "I ain't givin' you sh!t, I'm broke too!"