Queen Latifah. Yum. That is all.

Anyone want to go half on that new "Bitter loser who can't get over it" distance learning course taught by Juan Williams?

I don't lie to women. I may get less than the liars, but when I get them...they STAY. (Unless I'm lying now, how would YOU know? *muahahah!)

It sucks loving a person that doesn't love you...and duct taping them and screaming "Love me! Love me!" DOES NOT help. THEY say...NOT ME...

TV writers, cliffhangers only work on people who give a crap. I DO NOT belong to that group.

Thanks "Inside Edition" for showing video of "the moment the polar bear died" thus inching us closer to showing snuff films. Classy.