Armpit stubble. No.

Nothing says "Honey, YOU'RE a special lady" like 90 minutes of enthusiastic licking.

Trust me.

What a crowd! Thanks for coming. What to hear a classic from my first album? *Crowd yells yeah!* Here it is *band starts playing*.....

Ex used to say she loved it when I'd come home and "gave her a good hard pounding". Why can't we say that to them? I mean, I can...but YOU?...

I often wonder why people who DON'T like a post or tweet etc, feel the need to comment on it when they have NOTHING to add.

The fairness doctrine #cablenewshorrorfilms

Apparently I mistakenly summoned the "Make S. feel like sh*t patrol". Leave it to the ones that "Love" you to screw up your day huh?