Was offered a "Permanent JOB". Didn't mean what I thought. Long story short, running out of a building while putting on your pants is hard.

Snow storm = try out for hot new weather ladies. It's like a first date. Yeah, tell me how DEEP the snow is...yeah, the PLOW is COMING...

I throw wishing wells onto pennies. Yeah, I'm BETTER than YOU. ;-)

I "pimp slap" pimps. Yeah, I'm BETTER than YOU. ;-)

I jump up INTO planes to hand people parachutes. Yeah, I'm BETTER than YOU. ;-)

I don't need a knife and fork, I just look at the food and it just gets in my belly. Yeah, I'm BETTER than YOU. ;-)

I just felt like being silly. Sorry. :-)