Hey, you're 19. You're age inappropriate for me, but if your ID says 28, I'll have to believe you. I know where you can get one...hurry up.

SOPA + Your business = Your Business - ME.

Newt Gingrich hasn't changed a bit since he played the prison warden in Cool Hand Luke.

Romney is keeping his info private because he doesn't want anyone to know what brand of batteries he runs on.

"Barack Obama...is a black man. I am not. Vote for me!" *audience of idiots cheers* - Newt Gingrich NEXT week

I would tell Newt to go fu*k himself...but then, he'd have to fu*k Newt Gingrich. I wouldn't wish that on ANYONE.