I working on a movie script where the super hot, model thin, multiracial actress who's identified as black, dates a black guy...that lives.

I just thought of something that amazed me. My balls are attached to a genius...AND contain millions of potential future geniuses. Ladies?

"Mitt Romney, you disgust me!" - Mike Vick

"Hey America, don't worry...I'll hose you down as soon as I unstrap you from my car roof." I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message

Mcgruff the crime dog arrested for trying to Strap Mitt Romney to the roof of his car. A Hose & Flowbee were found in the trunk. Film at 11