It sometimes amazes me how negative we tend to be regarding ourselves. Have you ever just listened to the negative crap that comes out of people's mouths? No one would do that to themselves if they really thought about it. It's the programming. People with better programming have better thoughts which produce better results.
Wait, why did I say all of that?

Let's say it more effectively.... You know those bullshit negative thoughts that you have about yourself? Fuck that and fuck the people who made you think that way!

Yeah, I like THAT better.

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Wait until people realize that Tebow is really just trying to blow himself. Disappointment!

Instead of a SOPA law, how about a STFUWSIWF law? (Shut The Fuck Up While S.Anthony Is Watching Football)

How long until the NFL introduces a "Pay per quarter" fee? Calm down. You don't have to monetize EVERYTHING! (Reading this will cost you $0.25)

Why don't hookers tell you UPFRONT that pretending that they've never seen you before to the police costs EXTRA? I hate late night ATM trips.

If you use butter as a lubricant...DON'T make love on the oven. Without reading my new book "Oven-luvin'" for dumb asses. $19.99

Dear NFL AWAY crowds, want to be viral video stars? Chant "Hail Satan" every time Tebow has a bad play.

Although there seems to be a lot of Kim K hate....I would work that juicy ass of hers until I had permanent lower back problems.