I'm selling bootleg copies of the SOPA bill overseas. TRY AND STOP ME YA BASTIDS!!!!!!!
If you read the fine print in The Constitution, you'll find that it's legal to punch people in the face for saying "Blah blah blah" while you're talking to them. FYI.
Ignore THIS post, I'm just testing this pen. hgxcmvfhc;jxhgxxjxjxjccxxztetsy9ov
Yup. It works.