"Hollywood threatens Obama over SOPA." Hollywood, you do know that YOU can be blacked out too, right?

Warning, if you try to smoke in my car, I reserve the right to pull over and kick you in the throat.

Corn Flakes and milk...and coffee....at NIGHT. Yeah, James Dean, I humbly accept the torch from you. REBEL YELL!!!! *Billy Idol song of the same name plays*

GOP Debate = Dead reckoning hot potato #CNNDebate

Newt Gingrich is Rush Limbaugh's cover band. #cnndebate

Singing Al Green wasn't enough, President Obama confirmed string theory while creating a calorie free cheeseburger. You have my vote sir!