Thanks dollar store, for your low prices and attractive cashiers that have attitude problems that immediately make them less attractive.

Newt Gingrich's favorite rap song? Self Destruction by KRS-One (Well it would be if he knew what rap was...or black people.)

Shouldn't the news tell us who "Won the box office" on Monday...and NOT Sunday AFTERNOON? CONSPIRICY! I knew it!!!!

A couple of newbies asked what they should do if they post something and no one notices. Like I'D know. *aloof laughter*

Pro Bowl. No. Eating a salad, unconsciously cupping own balls and watching Family Guy...yes.

I am going to get in so much trouble when I'm famous because of twitter. That's right, I'm abdicating responsibilty for my actions NOW!

Google+ is Google's penis. It keeps bragging about the size...but no one cares. They're fucking the Jock (Twitter) & the Nerd (Facebook)