Breaking! Jan Brewer has severe muscle pull in her right arm after waving her finger for 3hrs 24min straight while watching  the movie Malcolm X.

Watch out President Obama, Jan Brewer was spotted at a store that sells LASER pointers!

No one talks about stalking in the news anymore, so I'll take that as an "S. Anthony, please resume!" Hello tree branch outside your rooms!

Dollar store deodorant is just as good as the brand name stuff. Also, orange bleeding armpits are sexy. Right ladies?

Change the name from "Bidet" to "Junk shower" and sales to dudes would explode!