A thong, a two piece bathing suit or one piece...a sweet ass is a sweet ass. Stop worrying ladies, I'm there for you.
I bought those new sneakers that "replace your trainer". I tried to make love with them.... I want my trainer back...she's got boobies.
To avoid arguments, stay away from religion and politics. I was just saying that to your mother and wife as we finished our threesome.
Do good things, don't do bad things. Yup. You're welcome. Giving "Self help talks" is what I do. Again, you're welcome. Pay on the way out.
I never WIN popularity contests...then again I don't enter those motherf*ckers either. So there's that.
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