I just found the President's birth certificate in my glove compartment. Well Trump, I guess you'll have to discuss policy now...come back!

Breaking Fake News!!! Trump says that Obama isn't qualified to be President because he doesn't pass the "Paper Bag test" Film @ 11

Single payer in Vermont? That dude is going to be broke! Oh, you mean... nevermind. #cornyonpurpose

In a response to NBC's "THE VOICE"....Spike TV brings you "The Armpit Fart"