If only we could keep the rest of the Government OPEN and shut down Congress. Lord knows they'll just f*ck things up if they stay open.

I’m a registered INDEPENDENT voter…why? Because I’m NOT crazy/evil or a pushover/sad sack.

Some of these lady millionaires on Secret Millionaire are hot! I'd like to surprise THEM! I'm not really poor, I just wanted to bang you.

I'M CURED! One MORE person has just landed on my very short "fu*k 'em" list. (And NOT the fun one)