I just found out that MY MMA cage name is..."S. Anthony Thomas". This Facebook app sucks!

It's quiet...too quiet.... *backs slowly off of the web*

I'm going to burn the Wall Street Journal to see if Cantor and Boehner go crazy and start pimp slapping interns. I mean it is THEIR bible.

Mising a layup in B-ball has got to be the most embarrassing... did that guy in the suit splash his own pee on himself off of that tree?

Say what you will about Kim K....I'll just say this, if she's single when I'm famous and she gives ME her number...it's sooo going to be on!