Your sister is NO LONGER on my bucket list. #fightingwords

Do you think that the janitors got extra pay for sweeping up trump's face off of the floor after the correspondents dinner?

Special message to the "News" reporters on cable and bloggers who WILL disrespect Lara Logan even after her 60 minutes interview. Fuck you.

Osama Bin Laden Dead and will star in Weekend at Bernie's 3 this summer.

Osama Bin Laden dead, Waldo IMMEDIATELY releases mocking letter to US. Film AT 11!

In a stunning bit of irony, George Bush finds out about Bin Laden's death while reading a copy of "My pet goat"

Osama Bin Laden (Insert joke here, I'm tired already...)