I love watching TV hosts when they say what they think is an applause line and don't get it...ah...priceless.

Hey everybody it April 112th congress/new Governor's Day! Huh?....April FOOL'S Day? What's the difference? (Huh, see what I did there?)

I'm starting to think that these fri night news shows showing people getting killed at home are sponsored by bars and restaurants...slick...