Michael Strahan & Kelly? Interesting. Hey racists.... imagine THOSE TWO...you know. Her stomach would look like a snake swallowing a rabbit!

Breaking News! A member of the 112th congress actually feels compassion for a Constituent and bursts into flames immediately. Film @ 6 & 11.

Breaking News! Trump sends investigators to the "Hair Club for Men" in attempt to prove that Romney's hair is fake. Film @ 11!

Doubt ME at your own risk. Heh heh heh...

I'm ABOVE popularity contests. I'm happy being "just popular enough!" ...who am I kidding!?! LOVE ME DAMMIT!!! ME! ME! ME!!!!

Comprehension should be taught in schools...and not just for reading. Please include hearing as well. Some people really need it.

MY balls are "peppery" #imnotlikeyou