I was going to watch and live tweet the Celebrity Apprentice...but as soon as he started that birther sh!t...the "Fu*k em" light came on.

So...did those dopes really expect Charlie Sheen to turn into John Leguizamo? Live performing isn't for everyone!

Is it a bad sign that I'm online this late on a Sunday? What about the crying and diaper wearing...singing I'm a little teapot? Hmmm?

I'll join the illuminati when they unionize.

S. Anthony Thomas' "Land mines of Lies...retreat is probable depending on the circumstances tour" is coming to a theater near YOU!!!