Orly Taitz. Donald Trump. NEVER in the same place. Discuss.

Maury just got an invitation to the Royal wedding....uh oh.

I'm hoping that the people who ridiculed Lara Logan right after her assault, keep their f*cking mouths shut after her interview Sunday.

With the Royal Wedding being at 4am, it's sure to DOMINATE the methhead and hooker demo. Sorry Jersey Shore!

Either that dog is in the middle of brushing his teeth...or you may want to bet back in the house NOW!

I'm getting tired of having my teeth clank against your boob piercings ladies...I won't stop slurping your boobs though. I'm not crazy!