Upon further review, the call is inconclusive and I can keep my bribe....

Sunday blows without football. (Editor's note: This statement will no longer apply when I'm rich.)

Seeing the world as it REALLY is, initially is very frightening & disappointing....but eventually liberating. Also, boobs taste good.

I've seen the edited out parts of EVERY beer commercial. That's when the hotties walk past the drunk losers and bang the bar OWNER. Yup.

Hallmark Hall of Fame movies are like rogue missionaries from the Lifetime Network that attack other channels looking to take new territory.