Famous, Rich, Prom, Wedding. If NONE of these apply to you and you're in a limo...you are officially a d-bag. Yup.

When attempting to do something on a massive scale it's great to have the support of friends & family and fortunate that it's not mandatory.

If ANY substance had the same effect on people that being in DC had on politicians....that sh!t would be banned in days!

So, we're not going to elect any more extremist a-holes, right? Right?

*click* Yes. *clique* No.

Imagine if it was illegal to: call yourself NEWS if you lie, a Church if you preach HATE or a public servant if you ONLY serve YOU. Hmm...

Unions, you may have to protest outside of the national "news?" stations....MAYBE then they'll stop ignoring you like their bosses want.

Most pleasing personality...check, most likely to play the token black guy in an Olive Garden commercial....STILL waiting...

Ladies, you do realize that the Just for Men commercials are insulting you, right? His hair magically changes color and you’re now a nympho?

Enjoying all the attention from the extremists Trump? What do you think is going to happen when you stop playing them, huh?

Do you know how hard it is for me to stay away from "Wig Party" jokes about Trump? You should be proud of me.