Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Jokes on you officer, I use rubber bullets, tasers and pepper spray in bed with my woman...thus the boner. I'm free to go? Cool, thanks!

Who put the truth serum in Mitt Romney's milk?

THAT dog is too young to drive Subaru! Your commercial is IRRESPONSIBLE!

Sometimes the greatest gift that you can give yourself is the act of walking away.

I was wondering if you all can help me with an experiment. Could you give ME 300 million dollars so I can see if I'll become a d-bag too? C'mon, help out your buddy!

The difference between ME and GOP politicians? Women LOVE when I get involved with what happens in their vaginal area.

If your Ideology trumps cancer screenings.....fuck your ideology. Just my opinion.

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