I'm running for President. I want to say crazy stuff and get billionaires to give me money too! Why should those dopes get ALL the fun? Here's my first crazy statement....Obama will make us all light our flatulence to heat our homes! Aw yeah. I'm rolling!
I stuck out my pinkie while drinking tea (as a joke) and Rick Santorum burst into my living room and called me Hitler. He needs to calm down a bit.
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