How many people are thisclose to becoming Atheists because of all of the stupid religious crap going on in this country now? Hmmm...

Now, I always hear sad songs in my head whenever I see small animals. It used to be the Looney Tunes theme. THANKS SARAH! THANKS A LOT!

Dear artists at #thegrammys, when EVERYONE dresses in weird crap...it's NOT weird anymore.

When I get my first Grammy Nod, I'm going to wear a suit made of pictures of the stupid crap other artists wore to the grammy's