I feel safe in saying that NONE of the problems in your life has been or ever will be caused by gay marriage....so shut the fuck up. Thanks.

Breaking News!!! Assad Forces Kill Scores Of Civilians In Latest Crackdown, China & Russia continue to not give a fuck, film at 11.

I'm an Independent voter...and thinker. My brain is on an even healthier diet than my body is. Hi fake news, I see you! I also see thru you.

The list of things that I thought I would have accomplished in my life by now is so long that I thought it was my penis.

Santorum nets $250,000 after three state sweep. In other news, I just found a quarter!